A Matter of Life and Breath

A Matter Of Life and Breath was the fifth episode of Sanford and Son. It premiered February 11, 1972. Based on "T.B. or Not T.B." by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson.

Plot
Concerned about his smokers' cough, Lamont takes Fred to a mobile clinic to get free x-rays. The results reveal that one of the Sanford men has TB, but the x-rays are mixed up and neither Fred nor Lamont knows which of them is the unlucky party. Naturally, Fred goes through one of his elaborate "I'm comin', Elizabeth!" death's-door routine, but things take an unexpected turn when the x-ray results, with Lamont thinking that he has T.B.; when the smoke clears, it's revealed that Lamont's results were botched because he was wearing a St. Christopher medal Fred once gave him, but it didn't stop Fred from getting rid of everything that was supposedly "contaminated" of Lamont's! After returning from the hospital breathmobile, and finding out that Fred burned his bed, sheets and linen, in the hilarious ending, Lamont chases him around the living room with Fred escaping his wrath, running upstairs!